I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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