It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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