Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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