Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She said her name was "party"
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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