the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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