she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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