Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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