fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Randomize
