hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Me. At least after what I've been through.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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