seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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