Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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