so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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