no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
fuck your aforementioned shoe
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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