Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I think I just sharted jello shots
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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