he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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