Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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