Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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