giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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