How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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