If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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