normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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