She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Randomize
