Pants 0. Shit 1.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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