If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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