we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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