It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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