Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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