is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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