I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He called his prostate his "boner button".
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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