is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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