just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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