Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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