so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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