Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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