Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Just high enough for therapy.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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