she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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