Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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