when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
