careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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