If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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