my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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