Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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