used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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