After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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