South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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