they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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