No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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