i don't like sucking hair
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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