HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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