Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
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