He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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