I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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