check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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