I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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