i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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